Saturday, November 3, 2007

The Church Of Divine Intervention

Get ready!
I'm starting a web-based ministry! All the exciting details will soon be announced. As soon as we finalise our deity, philosophy, and odd rituals, we'll get the whole thing rolling. I can hardly wait. I'm sure there will be benefits tax-wise to you contributing hefty sums to further our agenda, no matter how misguided or self rightious . I just gotta brainstorm up an icon or two...and a good prayer. Hmmmm
Oh, Guy In The Sky
We won't ask why
This world's so cruel
But if you get a sec
And you give a heck
Could you make it cool?
This we pray.

Coming soon: "sacred" merch and silly sermons.

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