"Scab!"

I can't help it, have stayed away from this blog in solidarity, but so much to vent! Have been busying myself tiger-taunting, collecting my thoughts, and negotiating a huge 7 figure deal for my memoirs. My intention was to spill my guts here, but now I'm saving the good stuff for the best seller list.
A big cold ugly winter has settled in and survival of the psyche is once again a front burner issue. While sympathising with the writers union, I'm not exactly taking work away from them....This blog is just a release mechanism, no threat to any financial empire. So many outrageous occurrences in the recent past, I'm just going to return to my more-than-slightly-laconic creative schedule now.....All in all, just grateful to have survived another holiday season. No one set me on fire, or drove the wrong way on the highway right at me. No paternity accusations or trouble from the feds, no warrants or outstanding charges.
....I just realized, Life Is Good.