G.O.P. Pride.

8 years ago we picked the guy who had the most name recognition and the fattest contributors. When he couldn't be elected, we allowed the "Supreme Court" to be used like a panel of saps, cheezy politicians. (Shame we had to shatter people's faith, but business is business) Karl had a mob outside the VP's house, and of course there was the Brooks Brothers Riot. Then we sat back on autopilot, and our boys were asleep at the wheel. (BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE WITHIN US)...........
BAM! 911. Making lemonade from this unforeseen event, we set about Operation: Revenge For Daddy/ Blood For Oil. -Big success, "only" 13 dead last month! We mocked and belittled the Geneva Convention, the United Nations, and anyone who wouldn't blindly sign onto the program.
Then we took a government that had a $153 BILLION surplus , gave tax-breaks to our rich friends and pissed away the rest on half-baked economic policies and a completely unnecessary war. We packed federal agencies with political appointments (FEMA), cut lunches for school kids in order to shower Halliburton/KBR with massive multi million dollar no-bid contracts. We have compromised the integrity of all this country stood for. This beacon, this beautiful concept called the U.S.A. has lost respect in the eyes of the world. Habeus Corpus, Emminent Domain, The Bill Of Rights? Stop being such a friggin' crybaby!
Now, after wasting the nations blood and treasure, we're just a lil too busy to take responsibility, apologize or attempt to make amends. We must demonize any and all opposition and hang onto power. We know best, don't we?